Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Light Bulbs


One of the biggest bugaboos about installing solar energy panels for your home use was the cost. Not only of the equipment, but also of the installation as you had to find some way to wire it up to your home energy source efficiently.

Well, a company called Clarian Technologies thinks they may have licked that issue. Here's a more indepth interview.

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MORE LIGHT BULB JOKES

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
One ... two ... a-one-two-three-four!

How many gorillas does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but you need a lot of light bulbs.

How many climate-change skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The bulb going out is a natural cycle of nature. It will come back on eventually.

How many senior citizens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but she paid $2,000 and got it from an infomercial.

How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?
Eon.

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb.
Five. Because the light bulb was *THIS* big! You should have seen it! It took all of us!

How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he'll tell you that he thinks he'll have to replace the entire socket.

How many pushy wives does it take to change a light bulb?
Nobody knows, they're still trying to change their husbands.

How many interior decorators does it take to change a light bulb?
It isn't too late to move this fixture farther from the window, is it?

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?
One ... plus or minus three.

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but you'll have to get his attention first.


[selected (with a few minor edits) from several Internet sources by Mark Raymond]

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WORDS for YOUR WEEK: "There is a sufficiency in the world for man's need, but not for man's greed." (Mohandas K. Gandhi)

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