Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Irish Groaners

Faith and Begorrah! 'Tis Saint Patty's Day, don'tcha know!

And the folks at Family Fun can show you how to make Irish crafts and fun foods for the kiddies.


Saint Patrick's Day Groaners

Why do people wear shamrocks on Saint Patrick's Day?
Because real rocks are too heavy.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they're always a little short!

What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.

How can you tell the Irish are having a good time?
They're Dublin over with laughter!

"I married an Irishman."
"Oh, really?"
"No, O'Reilly!"

[selected from Mikey's Funnies]


WONDER for YOUR WEEK: Are leprechauns always so angry because they're short-tempered?


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