Just the joke today.
A young lady came home from a date, very sad.
"What's wrong, dear?" her mother asked.
"Anthony proposed to me this evening."
"Then why are you so sad?"
"Mom," said the daughter, "when I started talking about a church wedding, Anthony told me he was an atheist! He doesn't believe in either heaven OR hell!"
"Well," said the mother, wisely, "you go ahead with your plans anyway. Between the two of us, we'll prove him wrong."
[Joke Du Jour via The Good Clean Funnies List]
WONDER for YOUR WEEK: Is it true that when they say it takes two to make a marriage, they're talking about a daughter and her mother?