Thursday, March 25, 2010

Horse Politics

Just the joke today.



Unbridled spending.

Campaign slogans always promise a more stable government.

Getting out of jury duty now involves at least a gross of sugar lumps.

Nothing ever accomplished at City Council meetings. The "Ayes" are always outnumbered by the neighs.

The first Saturday in May is declared a national holiday.

Whips have been outlawed.

City sidewalks have been replaced by soft, mulch-covered trails.

Shoe-throwing incidents can be downright lethal.

Lots more candidates running for mare.

"Break a leg" is now considered hate speech.

[selected from Chris White's Top Five on Pets]


WISDOM for YOUR WEEK: "Some trust in chariots and some in horses, but we trust in the name of the Lord our God." (Psalm 20:7)


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1 comment:

SusanB said...

OK, I really need to check this here blog more often! Somewhere along the line I have missed TWO birthdays!?!?!?!!? Well Garsh!! A belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you and your Beautiful Bonnie!!!!!!!!!! (that's redundant, huh? I don't care, it fits!)
That giant blue shipping crate camera is soooo cool, too!! Where was that?
And, last but not least, HAPPY FRIDAY!! =)