Just the joke today.
SIGNS THE GOVERNMENT IS NOW BEING RUN BY HORSES
Campaign slogans always promise a more stable government.
Getting out of jury duty now involves at least a gross of sugar lumps.
Nothing ever accomplished at City Council meetings. The "Ayes" are always outnumbered by the neighs.
The first Saturday in May is declared a national holiday.
Whips have been outlawed.
City sidewalks have been replaced by soft, mulch-covered trails.
Shoe-throwing incidents can be downright lethal.
Lots more candidates running for mare.
"Break a leg" is now considered hate speech.
[selected from Chris White's Top Five on Pets]
WISDOM for YOUR WEEK: "Some trust in chariots and some in horses, but we trust in the name of the Lord our God." (Psalm 20:7)