You've heard the term "snail mail"?
Someone in England decided to take it seriously.
And you thought I was kidding.
What does a snail say when it rides on the back of a turtle?
What's spiral in shape and very crowded?
A snail with a houseguest.
Two postal carriers had just finished their routes for the day when one of them watched as the other turned and stepped on a snail.
"Why did you step on that snail, Tom?" asked the perplexed coworker.
"Well, I'm just sick of it. That darn snail's been following me around all day!"
[Ed Peacher's Laughter for a Saturday, Charlie's Chuckles, Clean Humor Digest]
WISDOM for YOUR WEEK: "The Lord is slow to anger, abounding in love and forgiving sin and rebellion." (Numbers 14:18a)