Pilot Fatigue

Feeling fatigued? Maybe have one of those jobs or lives that runs to the routine and you need a bit of a pick-me-up come mid-afternoon?

Try one of these.

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SIGNS YOUR PILOT IS OVERLY-FATIGUED

"Would the Captain's mother please report to the cockpit for tuck-in duty?"

The plane swerves suddenly to avoid the dog-shaped cloud in front of it.

"If you'll look out on the left side of the aircraft, you'll see the Grand Canzzzzzzzzzzz...."

The Auto Pilot takes control out of a severe sense of self-preservation.

The plane's left turn signal has been on for the entire flight.

[selected from Chris White's Top Five on Travel]

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