Some time ago I suggested you add an "I.C.E." number to your cell phone contact list. This gives emergency personnel a phone number to call "In Case of Emergency."
But what about those of you who didn't do this? And what if your cell phone is damaged in the calamity? Or what if, heaven forfend, you forgot your cell phone that trip? Or maybe you're just one of those folks who doesn't even *own* a cell phone yet?
For you, there is now the Next of Kin Registry.
It's free to register, and only certified aid, rescue, and governmental relief agencies have access to your information. You should register every person in your family.
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OTHER WAYS TO SAY "I LOVE YOU"
Considerately stay out of the way of her housecleaning by sleeping until noon.
Patiently listen while he explains the infield fly rule.
Will not only buy her feminine products, but will even get the right brand.
No longer uses tongs when handling his shorts.
Permits the cat to live.
Occasionally accepts responsibility.
Allow her mother into the house freely. (Sure, she's already been cremated, but.....)
Almost always flushes.
Hardly ever makes rude noises during chick flicks.
[selected from Chris White's Little Fivers on Relationships with family-friendly edits and rewrites by Mark Raymond]
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WONDER for YOUR WEEK: Does anyone ever say a freight train sounds just like a tornado?
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