My wife and I, due to the nature of our work and social schedules, often find we have to grab a bite on the run.
If that happens to you, then you may find this a source of unhealthy joy.
SIGNS THAT FIVE-STAR RESTAURANT HAS LOST AT LEAST ONE STAR
In place of fine silver, you get a spork.
The new menu makes heavy use of quotation marks, especially with the word "beef."
The sign in the restroom that says "Employees must wash hands" now ends with the words "at least monthly."
Your child points, squeals with delight, and shouts "Look! Ratatouille!"
It just installed a plastic ball bounce house and hired a clown.
[Chris White's Top Five on Food w/family friendly edits and additional material by Mark Raymond]
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