Well, it's too early to say concretely, but it appears that a common over-the-counter household pain killer may also kill cancer cells in your colon.
Aspirin, take a bowel.
Bow. I meant bow.
WHAT YOUR HOSPITAL BILL REALLY MEANS
Billed: Mass Calculation Instrument Depreciation.
Translation: As fat as you are, we're sure you took a good six months off the life of our weigh scale.
Billed: Chemical system transportation and delivery components.
Translation: Those little plastic cups that carry your pills.
Billed: Antibacterial oral dentifrice and applicator.
Translation: Toothpaste and toothbrush.
Billed: Oxygen, $120.
Translation: We just wanted to see if we could sneak this one past you.
Billed: Visible-range electromagnetic intensity modulation.
Translation: We turned the lights on and off.
Billed: Pulmonary Function Test.
Translation: You blew in a plastic tube. We watched to see how high the ping pong ball went.
Billed: CT Head Scan.
Translation: We didn't know what was wrong with you. We guessed brain cancer.
Billed: Rehydrating H2O receptacle with thermally-adjusted fluid.
Translation: That pitcher of water you requested.
Billed: Therapeutic intravenal blood clot disruptor.
Translation: Two aspirin.
[Chris White's Top Five on Medicine; formatted and edited by Mark Raymond]
WISDOM for YOUR WEEK: "A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones." (Proverbs 17:22)
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