Cancer Cure

For those of you who didn't know it, October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

And yes, men can get breast cancer, too.

We just won't ever admit it.

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A class from a nearby university was on a field trip to the labs of a major drug manufacturer.

The tour guide led the students to an observation platform. Behind her, in a glass-walled room, they could see many people in white laboratory coats, testing this and measuring that, scurrying to and fro.

The guide announced, "In this room, researchers are actively searching for a cure to a cancer."

This pronouncement was met with a loud peal of laughter.

The guide turned around and saw that there, directly behind her in the lab, three scientists were having an animated debate while flipping through the Yellow Pages Phone Book.

[Top Greetings via Wit and Wisdom]

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WONDER for YOUR WEEK: Do workaholics have rest cancer?

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