For the Labor Day weekend, our daughter has two friends over. The house runneth over with teenage girls.
So I haven't had much time to run down a link for you, but try this one, just in from Christianity Today ... an interview with Christian comic Michael Jr.
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A FEW TOM SWIFTIES
"That leprechaun is *not* telling the truth," Tom implied.
"I'm going to expand my formal garden," Tom said, morosely.
"I'm getting a job in television, holding cue cards," Tom said promptly.
"The bar was out of drinks," Tom said, dispiritedly.
"I'll cast myself in plaster," Tom cried, hoping to make a good impression.
"You were two short of giving me a dozen," Tom said, tensely.
"I love putting toppings on hot dogs," Tom said, with relish.
"I let her in without a ticket," Tom admitted.
[selected from JokeMaster]
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WISDOM for YOUR WEEK: "The earth is filled with your love, O Lord; teach me your decrees." (Psalm 119:64)
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