Are ultra-violet rays addictive? Medical researchers in Australia say yes, they are.
Personally, I burn very easily, so I tend to be a sun-avoider ... but now we can add "sun abuse" to our list of addictive behaviors, it seems.
I had a drug problem when I was young...
I was drug to church on Sunday morning.
I was drug to church for weddings and funerals.
I was drug to family reunions no matter what the weather was doing.
I was drug to school every day.
I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful.
I was drug across my Daddy's knee when I was disrespectful and disobedient.
These drugs still course through my veins and affect everything I do and say, even today. They are stronger than marijuana, cocaine, or heroin, and if today's generation had this kind of drug problem, America might just be a better place.
[first seen in JokeMaster]
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