Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Coffee Addiction

Ah, the blessed bean.

Calling it a "safe drug," researchers at the University of North Dakota have recently concluded that coffee is an effective inhibitor of your brain's absorption of cholesterol (and other harmful things in your blood), and plays an important part in reducing your risk of dementia.

Just one more reason to smile as you sip.



You may be too addicted to coffee if... grind the beans yourself. With your mouth. can sleep with your eyes open. can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.'ve worn out your third pair of tennis shoes. This week.

...when the cafeteria blender broke, the kitchen ladies withheld coffee from you for an hour, and then used your fingers to make the smoothies. do ten miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. have a picture of your coffee mug. On your coffee mug. short out motion detectors.

...your nervous twitch registers on the Richter Scale. can ski uphill.

[seen all over; too many sources to attempt to give credit, but I did do some editing and add some original material]


WONDER for YOUR WEEK: If your coffee cup had something else in it, could you still call it a coffee cup?


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