Leftovers, as a food group, generally pale in comparison to the original, but let's face it, there are some foods that taste better the second day.
Pick up some tips on improving that leftover taste.
NAMES FOR LEFTOVERS
Television Producer: Reruns
Quality Control Engineer: Rejects
Football Linemen: Seconds (There Are No Leftovers. Have you seen those guys?)
Iron Worker: Scraps
Circuit Court Judge: Double Indemnities
Software Engineer: Features
[first three from an old Mikey's Funnies joke; rest written by Mark Raymond]
WELCOME to YOUR WEEK: Well, August is winding down. Today, however, is National Toasted Marshmallow Day, if you're looking for a snack. Apparently tomorrow is Love Litigating Lawyers Day. Guess they got tired of being the bash-end of all the jokes and decided they needed some love.