Say you have an empty wall in your room and a giant poster would look really great in that spot. Say you have the perfect picture you'd like to have made into that poster. Say you have a couple of spare ink cartridges.
You can make your own. For free. (Well, not counting paper, ink, frame, effort, etc.)
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CORPORATE "MOTIVATIONAL" SLOGANS for POSTING
Adversity: That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
Ambition: The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.
Apathy: If we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us.
Blogging: Never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few.
Compromise: Let's agree to respect each other's views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
Consulting: If you're not part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
Customer Disservice: Because we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied.
Despair: It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
Ineptitude: If you can't do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.
Leaders: Leaders are like eagles. We don't have either of them here.
Meetings: None of us is as dumb as all of us.
Overconfidence: Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you can survive the odds beating you.
Propaganda: What lies behind us and lies before us are small matters compared to what lies to our faces.
[selected from the "Demotivators" section at Despair.com; the pictures that go with these posters are priceless]
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WONDER for YOUR WEEK: Did the person who invented copyrights make any money on it?
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