Wednesday, January 13, 2010

"Motivational" Posters


Say you have an empty wall in your room and a giant poster would look really great in that spot. Say you have the perfect picture you'd like to have made into that poster. Say you have a couple of spare ink cartridges.

You can make your own. For free. (Well, not counting paper, ink, frame, effort, etc.)

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CORPORATE "MOTIVATIONAL" SLOGANS for POSTING

Adversity: That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.

Ambition: The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

Apathy: If we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us.

Blogging: Never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few.

Compromise: Let's agree to respect each other's views, no matter how wrong yours may be.

Consulting: If you're not part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

Customer Disservice: Because we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied.

Despair: It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.

Ineptitude: If you can't do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.

Leaders: Leaders are like eagles. We don't have either of them here.

Meetings: None of us is as dumb as all of us.

Overconfidence: Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you can survive the odds beating you.

Propaganda: What lies behind us and lies before us are small matters compared to what lies to our faces.


[selected from the "Demotivators" section at Despair.com; the pictures that go with these posters are priceless]

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WONDER for YOUR WEEK: Did the person who invented copyrights make any money on it?

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