Just a short post today, to make up for yesterday's novella.
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CROSSING BREEDS
What do you get when you cross...
A fawn with a hornet?
Bambee.
A pig with a cactus?
A porker pine.
A cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss.
A banana with some light red lingerie?
A pink slip.
A chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
An Eskimo with a nudist colony?
A polar bare.
A dove with a high chair?
A stool pigeon.
A tree with a baseball player?
Babe Root.
A parrot with a centipede?
A walkie-talkie.
A rabbit with a kilt?
Hopscotch.
A hummingbird with a doorbell?
A humdinger.
A dog with a chicken?
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
[Top Greetings via Wit and Wisdom; some small edits by Mark Raymond]
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We have one day left in the month. January has hastened its way through the year, already. Remember the Saturday Novel tomorrow and maybe a rant on Sunday (I can feel one building up).
WEB SITE of the WEEK: Just like Free Rice donates grains of rice to hunger organizations when you choose the correct definition of a word, http://www.freekibble.com/ and http://www.freekibblekat.com/ donate 10 pieces of dog or cat kibble to animal shelters when you correctly answer a trivia question. All three sites are fun, and helpful. Bookmark them as favorites and visit often!
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WORDS for YOUR WEEKEND: "The person who knows how will always have a job. The person who knows why will always be his boss." (Diane Ravitch)
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