Okay, this has got nothing to do with Valentine's Day or couples, but it's just too goofy for me to pass up.
A new study out of the U.K. says that naming your cow and developing a comfortable relationship with it will make it produce about 68 more gallons of milk each year.
So be kind to your cows, people.
Hmmm. Maybe it has something to do with Valentine's Day after all.
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When my daughter was younger and still learning the language, she asked me one day, "Dad, when you're going to give a horse some water, is it right to say you're going to water the horse?"
"That would be correct, honey."
"And that works for all the animals?"
"I suppose it does."
"Then," she continued, "I'm going to milk the cat."
[Joe's Clean Laffs]
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WISDOM for YOUR WEEK: "Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs." (1 Corinthians 13:4-5)
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