Feeling fatigued? Maybe have one of those jobs or lives that runs to the routine and you need a bit of a pick-me-up come mid-afternoon?
Try one of these.
SIGNS YOUR PILOT IS OVERLY-FATIGUED
"Would the Captain's mother please report to the cockpit for tuck-in duty?"
The plane swerves suddenly to avoid the dog-shaped cloud in front of it.
"If you'll look out on the left side of the aircraft, you'll see the Grand Canzzzzzzzzzzz...."
The Auto Pilot takes control out of a severe sense of self-preservation.
The plane's left turn signal has been on for the entire flight.
[selected from Chris White's Top Five on Travel]
WELCOME to YOUR WEEK: Just over halfway through Eat Better, Eat Together Month, National Bake and Decorate Month, National Liver Awareness Month, and Self-Promotion Month (speaking of which, when was the last time you visited my website?). It's International Credit Union Week, National Chemistry Week, and Freedom from Bullies Week. Today is World Menopause Day, Wednesday is set aside for Support Your Local Chamber of Commerce, and Saturday is Make A Difference Day.