Limerick Fun

I am so late posting this, let's just do a joke today.

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FUN WITH LIMERICKS

The State of Virginia evokes
A lesson they say is no joke.
If a boat you should row,
Use a hardwood - you know -
Don't row a pine, Roanoke.

Once a gambler in debt far too deep
Was in need of a way to live cheap.
So he planted by hand
Lots of crops on his land;
Now he just has to weed 'em and reap.

Won't you please use the word sense requires
To precisely explain your desires.
When you put on a wheel
You'll find lug nuts ideal;
Using dough nuts just puts on spare tires.

There once was an old man of Esser
Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser.
It at last grew so small
He knew nothing at all.
And now he's a college professor.

[JokeMaster with help from Wit and Wisdom]

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WISDOM for YOUR WEEK: "Fix these words of mine in your hearts and minds." (Deuteronomy 11:18)

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