Reunion

Here's one of those sites you can file under "We Are All Together Smarter Than Just One Of Us Alone."

And here's the parent site, which ain't bad, neither.

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My wife and I were at my high school reunion.

As I looked around, I swept my fellow classmates with a critical eye, taking note of all the men in their expensive suits tailored over bulging stomachs. Proud of the fact I now weighed just five more pounds than I did in high school - mostly the result of trying to beat a living out of a rocky hillside farm - I leaned over and whispered to my wife, "I'm the only guy here who can still wear the suit he wore at graduation."

My wife also gave the crowd a discerning look and then whispered back, "You're the only guy who has to."

[with thanks to Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh]

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WISDOM for YOUR WEEK: "Wisdom is a shelter as money is a shelter, but the advantage of knowledge is this: Wisdom preserves those who have it." (Ecclesiastes 7:12)

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