Hey, everybody ... I'm in the midst of - finally - migrating to a new computer, so just the joke today. By this time tomorrow I will be knee deep in Windows 7.
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MICROSOFT WINDOWS'® ONE LINERS
Computers are a lot like air conditioners. They stop working properly if you open windows.
Tech Support: May I help you?
User: I'm running Windows...
Tech: Yes...
User: And my computer just stopped working...
Tech: Yes, you already said that...
Microsoft has broken Volkswagen's world record. That company only made 22 million Bugs.
Have you reinstalled your Windows today?
Apparently the word "Windows" was based on an old Native American root word that means "staring at an hourglass."
But the really nice thing about Windows is it doesn't just crash. It tells you and lets you click "OK" first.
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WORDS for YOUR WEEK: "Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all." (John F. Kennedy)
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