Monday, January 31, 2011

Fruit Groaners

So we're at the grocery store yesterday - yes, I do occasionally help with the shopping - and we hit the Produce section, and suddenly we start wondering which fruits and vegetables are truly fresh? Which ones are "in season" right now.

Pull out the Smartphone, and bam! We have our answer. And you have a new resource.



Which vegetable did Noah leave off the Ark?

What was Noah's favorite fruit?

What is small, red, and whispers?
A hoarse radish.

How do you fix a cracked jack-o-lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch.

What vegetable might you find in your basement?

[selected from the Internet]


WELCOME to YOUR WEEK: As I finish writing this, January has less than five hours to go, so let's look at February. It's International Hoof Care Month; gosh, what more do you need to know? It's Relationship Wellness Month (something to do with Valentine's Day, I wager). Speaking of Valentine's Day, it's Women's Heart Week. Wednesday is Groundhog Day, Thursday is Chinese New Year, Friday is World Cancer Day, and this Sunday is not only Super Bowl Sunday, but my band is playing a fundraising praise and worship concert at our church for Sunday morning service.


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