Thursday, January 20, 2011

Honest Photo

How Stuff Works is at it again.

Here are five things you should never do to old family photos.


A traffic cop stopped a woman for a minor violation. Upon approaching the car, he asked for the usual driver's license and proof of insurance.

He stared, however, for an unusually long time at the woman's driver's license. Finally he said, "You know something? This is one of the finest, most realistic pictures I've ever seen. I'm glad to see that you're not one of these vain women who have things 'lifted' or all their photos retouched to remove all the lines and wrinkles in their face." Then he handed her back her license.

The woman looked at, then looked at the officer and said, icily, "Sir, you are looking at my thumb print."

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WISDOM for YOUR WEEK: "Anyone who listens to the word but does not do what it says is like someone who looks at his face in a mirror and, after looking at himself, goes away and immediately forgets what he looks like." (James 1:23-24)


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