In my new job, I have to get my body out of bed about 3:00 a.m. every day and, frankly, my circadian rhythms are struggling to make that work for me. I am plum tuckered out.
So, my apologies, but just the joke today. I gotta go take a nap!
Feeling listless, I bought some expensive "brain stimulating" pills at our local health food store, but I didn't bother to read the label until I got home.
"Oh, I can't believe it!" I exclaimed in complaint to my husband. "This is just rosemary extract!"
"So?" he said.
"So I can't believe I paid so much for something that's growing wild all over the backyard!"
"See?" he intoned. "You're smarter already."
WONDER for YOUR WEEK: Why does it take so much to prove you're smart but only one thing to prove you're an idiot?
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