Thursday, April 17, 2008

Just the Joke Today

A couple other projects need my attention so, sorry, but just the joke today, kids. The daughter of one of my bandmates is getting married in late summer, so this is for him.

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An unmarried young lady who worked in a large office came in one morning and began passing out big fat cigars and candy, all tied up with a blue ribbon.

When asked what the occasion was, she happily displayed a diamond solitaire band on her ring finger and announced,

"It's a boy! Six feet tall and 190 pounds!"

[JokeMaster]

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WISDOM for YOUR WEEK: "For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God." (1 Corinthians 1:18)

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