Just when I thought I'd have time to dig up something interesting for you today ... my car dies. So now that time has to be spent sitting at the mechanic's.
Sorry, everybody, sorry. (grumblegrumblegrumble ... stupidcaranyway ... grumble....)
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IF CAR NAMES WERE ACRONYMS
AUDI - Always Under Diagnostic Inspection
BMW - Bring My Wallet
BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructible Cash Killer
CAMARO - Cash Always Miniscule After Retail Overpricing
CHEVROLET - Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
CHRYSLER - Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
DODGE - Doing Overhauls Daily Gets Expensive
FERRARI - Ferociously Elegant Racer Rides All Roads Intelligently
FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily [My Dad taught me that one -- MR]
HONDA - Had One, Never Did Again
HUMMER - Huge Ugly Monster, Mostly Eats Resources
JEEP - Just Empty Every Pocket
NISSAN - Need I Say Something About Nothing?
OLDSMOBILE - Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
PONTIAC - Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
SATURN - Same American Trash Under Revised Name
TOYOTA - This One You Often Tow Away
VW - Virtually Worthless
[selected from carbuyingtips.com, with family friendly edits and additional material by Mark Raymond]
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For the record, I drive a Ford. And up until yesterday, not counting one window smashed in a parking lot break-in and a collision at an intersection when another car ran a red light, it's been very reliable for nearly four years, now.
I'll see you on Monday.
Mark
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WEB SITE of the WEEK: Needing something quick today, I'll send you to http://www.time.com/time/quotes, one of the sites I stop at nearly every day. It's hosted by Time Magazine, and features "quotemakers" - a term I just made up on the spot - with quotes taken from news stories of the day by real people and adds an often interesting photograph. Sometimes it's of the person who said it, or the person it's about, or just a cool photo graphic related to the quote.
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WORDS for YOUR WEEKEND: "I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades." (Demetri Martin)
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