Another sign the Apocalypse may be upon us: in an upcoming episode of "Will and Grace," Britney Spears plays a conservative Christian talk show host.
The sound you're hearing is conservative Christians everywhere retching.
As I mentioned in Mark Mail, the missus starts the latter half of her 4th decade on the planet this weekend. Congrats, best wishes, and - of course - cold cash can be sent to firstname.lastname@example.org. We're celebrating at her favorite Chinese restaurant with friends.
I've been thinking a lot about the Lord's Prayer recently. Everything you need for a full, vibrant prayer life is in there. Hmm. More on that in a separate post.
Okay, now it's your turn. Fill in the blanks. "Old ____ never die, they just ____."